nu, pilsētā runā, ka kā Federvācijā neņem fričos, ja atzīsties, ka esi zilais, tā jeņķos neņemot, ja atzīsties, ka esi LSD ieprovējis. jo risks, ka iedod Tev šmeiseri, a Tev uznāk "Flash back" no LSD un nošilierē, ka visapkārt marsieši, kuri uzklupuši planēti Zeme.
Ja tu sēdi lidmašīnā blakus kādam cilvēkam, kas tevi kaitina(traucē), dari sekojošo:
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