Uzraku netā smieklīgas vienrindītes -dažas vienkārši ģeniāls
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.(šitais varētu būt dažu diskusiju, te forumā, moto )
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian
#1 traektorija ir ideāls riņķis - neviens ķermenis uz zemes tā nelido (fizika) #2 paatrinajums un ieskriesanas cels ir parak mazs tadam lecienam, jo izejas atrums uz aci izskatas daudz lielaks neka slidot - to uz zemes fizika ari nepielauj
padjobka domajams ir ka taja vieta, kur mes neredzzam dzelteno slidkalninju, tiek paatrinats kads cilvekam lidzigs kermenis, kamer cilveks apstajas mums neredzot. talak lelle parlido pari laukam un piezemejas baseinaa (ar kadu 46 meginajumu ) savukart no basena izlien iprms tam elpu aizturejis cilveks un apskaujas
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